Ragemoor #4

Property Details for Castle Ragemoor

General Information

Beds	N bed(s)	Baths	Various
House Size	Unknown sq ft (possibly infinite)	Lot Size	Unknown
Price	Soul and mental balance
Property Type	Castle/Estate/Sentient-Guardian Home	Year Built	Pre-history
Neighborhood	Secluded	Style	Ancient
Stories	Multiple (see description)	Garage	Unavailable

 

This property presents a unique domestic opportunity for the right kind of buyer. If solitude, arcane ancestries, and suspense strike you as necessary features of existence's exhilaration, this property excels at providing owners such aspects.

Back from a hiatus, Castle Ragemoor commands a complete array of a unique servant staff to assist in basic maintenance of the structure and the grounds. A scenic ocean view awaits eager residents from the elevated cliff-edge positioning of the castle’s foundation. Not only does such a romantic location offer the gothic-at-heart a fitting vantage point to contemplate universe's intrinsic nihilism, it also reduces the chances of visiting salesmen nagging residents at the back door, while simultaneously providing strategic protection against debt collectors or other assailants (unless they come from beneath the sea).

 Property Features

• Status: Active
• County: Schuylkil
• Endless stories
• Type: Fortress
• Kitchen
• Master Bedroom is haunted
• Living room is haunted
• Kitchen is cursed
• Cooling features: Fear-induced chills
• Inclusions: Soul-Fee Includes: Exterior Maintenance, Lawn Maintenance, Sewer, Snow Removal, Trash, Water
• Community features:Environment for extreme introspection
• Community bungee-jump area(s) and sacrificial plummets
• Lot features: Sea-side view
• Utilities present: Basement Sewer, Well Water
• School District: Home school
• Main Floor Bedroom (subject to change)
• Master Bedroom (subject to change)
• Living Room (subject to change)
• Main Floor Bathroom (subject to change)
• Parking features: Off Street/Ocean-top/bottom Parking
• Stellar basement-botanical possibilities await the adventurous gardener. Fresh discoveries of unknown species available to those willing to plumb the unique fauna of Castle Ragemoor.

Heating Features

Candle flame, Fireplace(s), Hellfires

 

Exterior Construction

Masonry, dynamic stone

Interior Features

Living/Dining Combo, Built-in Morgue, Built-in Celestial Pets, Garbage Disposal, Bath on 1st Floor (sometimes), Bedroom on 1st Floor (sometimes), Bedroom 2 is migratory.

A perfect place for the constant re-decorator. If you often find yourself bored by the static features of previous dwellings, Ragemoor remains ideal for those exasperated by consistency. Corridors, rooms, walls, floors, and ceilings reconfigure themselves in random ways at random times. If you’re displeased with a layout, simply wait, and the dismal design will alter its shape into something new and exciting. This feature is perfect feature for hard-core hide-and-seek devotees.

  
 

Exterior Features

Insulated Windows

An captivating literary pedigree awaits new owners. The stories associated with Castle Ragemoor are guaranteed to engross the attention of guests, friends, and acquaintances alike. A perfect setting for Halloween parties that will allow both guests and legal authorities to recount events for decades into the future. 

 

 

 

Listing brokered by

Herbert West Real Estate |(666) 555-HELL(4355)

 

The current owner tends to warn visitors and potential buyers away, but such caution is no doubt due to the dangerous potential awaiting new owners within these walls. According to the present owner, striking cosmetic surgeries come as a packaged boon with the purchase of this house.

Those interested in scheduling a viewing of the property should contact Miskatonic Realty between the hours of Midnight and 6 am. No day showings unless cloudy and rainy. Serious inquiries only please.  

 

 

 

Listing Agent

This listing is represented by a MISKATONIC REALTOR®